If you drink enough vodka it tastes like love.

sadnessandpuns:

On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”

tristyntothesea:

pinstripedbutton:

crowcrow:

brighthollowmedicinals:For Liv.

Okey. This is the most perfect tattoo I’ve seen in a long time. Wow. 

The coverup tho

When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.
A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via tastefullyoffensive)
blackfemalejesus:

taint3ed:

londoncornershop:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i-know-its-mainstream-but:

is it just me or are these guys just reusing the choreography to “hello kitty” by avril lavigne? 


this video came out 10 years ago

White people think they’ve created everything with their shit music pls


LOL

omg

blackfemalejesus:

taint3ed:

londoncornershop:

madeupmonkeyshit:

i-know-its-mainstream-but:

is it just me or are these guys just reusing the choreography to “hello kitty” by avril lavigne? 

this video came out 10 years ago

White people think they’ve created everything with their shit music pls

LOL

omg

godsmangina:

Liking people is stupid all you end up doing is ruining songs you really liked beforehand

helyon:

finally.

helyon:

finally.

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

tacomaster420:

I’m gonna scream

briannaclawson:

tamorapierce:

humansofcolor:

thecraftychemist:

They are literally putting millions of people in danger.

Vaccinate your kids.  Don’t put other kids at risk.

That gif is perfect. My favorite pro-vaccination story comes from the lady that wasn’t, and caught like everything, and she survived but talked about how much it sucked, and said vaccinate. Do it. For the health of your kids and those around them.

class-snuggle:

My roommate bought a pack of 24 rolls of toilet paper yesterday, in addition to the half dozen we already had, and stored all of them in the bathroom. And just let me tell you, there’s something incredibly calming and reassuring about looking next to you while you’re on the toilet and seeing 30 rolls of toilet paper sitting there. You get a feeling like, no matter how bad shit gets in there, you’re always going to make it out okay in the end.

wearyourlabel:

Margaret Cho for Miss Representation (x)

THIS is so important to share.